Teen-to-English Dictionary

Sorry for going so long without updating. I've been very focused on my photography blog lately, but I don't intend to stop writing this blog.

We have dictionaries for everything. Except Teen-to-English. I plan to remedy that. It will be more useful than a Swahili-to-Navajo dictionary, anyway. The main difference between this dictionary and the rag Mr. Webster produces is that I not only include words with translations, but entire phrases! Here's the format:

Teenage Word	Translation thereof

Prepare to understand teenagers better.

Legit, Tight, Sick, Rad	Generally positive
Weak, Lame, Crap, Gay	Generally negative
Lyfe	Life
Hateeeee	Hate
"Shut up!"	"I disbelieve you."
"Music is my life."	"I occasionally listen to the All-American Rejects."
"I like all kinds of music."	"I occasionally listen to the All-American Rejects."
"I love photography."	"I own a Nikon Coolpix because Ashton Kutcher is attractive."
"I hate drama."	"I love drama."
"I am an open person."	"If you say 'gay' in front of me, I will get mad at you."
"I don't judge people by the color of their skin."	"If you voted for McCain, you're racist."
"I love poetry."	"I write mediocre poetry, but don't read anyone else's."
"I love reading."	"I love reading Twilight."
"I'm waiting for my Romeo to sweep me off my feet."	"I'm antisocial and can't get a date, so I hide on social networking sites. Furthermore, I have never read Shakespeare."

That concludes the sneak-preview. I don't know why the formatting on the page is so screwed up. Stupid Blogger CSS. I'll end with another shameless advertisement for my photo blog.