The Next 4 Hit Songs by Popular Artists of Today

I was talking to my good friend Micah on FaceBook today, and the conversation turned to music. I have met few people who I agree with more on music than Micah. Which is cool, because I'm super picky. Then my brain had some kind of breakthrough and the idea for this post spontaneously popped into my head. I'm not going to try and explain it. But I think Micah gets some credit. Check out his blog, by the way. Funny cake sauce.

Without further ado, I present to you (that rhymed):

#4. "All of My Fans are White" by Kanye West.

From the album:



#3. "Somebody Pay Attention to Me" by Britney Spears.

From the album:



#2. "Still Don't Have Lung Cancer Yet" by Nickelback.

On the album:



#1. "Song #693" by Dragonforce

On the album:



That concludes today's post. Until next time, keep verbally ridiculing popular music!

3 Reasons why New York is Cooler than Utah

There are certain things that everyone does after going somewhere cool. For instance, after going to EFY, 95% of people on FaceBook post roughly eighty six hundred pictures.

Well for me, whenever I go to NYC, I post roughly 200 pictures on FaceBook, and then write a blog. So here we go.

#1. Food

This is the first thing that came to mind. In New York, if you ask for a gyro (pronounced like "euro"), you will get one of these for about $4:



Delicious

In Utah, if you ask for a gyro, you will get this:



"I thought there were just dollars...
Do you have gum?"


And since that is less than delicious, we have NYC: 1 and Utah: 0.

#2. In New York, there is more than one black person.

Yeah.



No.

New York: 2. Utah: 0.

#3. Times Square

Here is New York's version of Times Square:



Delicious


Here is Utah's bid:



Notice how there's... a car.


New York: 3. Utah: still 0.

On the other hand, in Utah, you can breathe air instead of secondhand smoke, buy a candy bar for less than eight dollars, enjoy free water in more than two locations, and wear this in public for significantly longer before being stabbed.



Or hit on. By men.

Wow. Looks like good old Utah actually won 4 to 3. Sorry Jen.