Tuesday, April 7, 2009

3 Reasons why New York is Cooler than Utah

There are certain things that everyone does after going somewhere cool. For instance, after going to EFY, 95% of people on FaceBook post roughly eighty six hundred pictures.

Well for me, whenever I go to NYC, I post roughly 200 pictures on FaceBook, and then write a blog. So here we go.

#1. Food

This is the first thing that came to mind. In New York, if you ask for a gyro (pronounced like "euro"), you will get one of these for about $4:




Delicious

In Utah, if you ask for a gyro, you will get this:



"I thought there were just dollars...
Do you have gum?"


And since that is less than delicious, we have NYC: 1 and Utah: 0.

#2. In New York, there is more than one black person.

Yeah.




No.

New York: 2. Utah: 0.

#3. Times Square

Here is New York's version of Times Square:




Delicious


Here is Utah's bid:



Notice how there's... a car.


New York: 3. Utah: still 0.

On the other hand, in Utah, you can breathe air instead of secondhand smoke, buy a candy bar for less than eight dollars, enjoy free water in more than two locations, and wear this in public for significantly longer before being stabbed.




Or hit on. By men.

Wow. Looks like good old Utah actually won 4 to 3. Sorry Jen.

4 comments:

  1. Ha! Nice photo, my friend. Very attractive with the bowling shoes. I am so glad that you live in Utah to ensure that Utah wins over practically every state.

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  2. Just thought that you should know that i do know what a gyro is! They are super delicious, just like your outfit!!!!

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  3. Haha. Do you really think Ah-wee would know that Euro is money? She probably thinks it's some kind of acroym, like, URO: You are awesome. :)

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  4. pfffffffft.

    i feel no need to state an argument. Clearly we know the real winner. A simple "pffft" should suffice.

    laughed at the utah pic though. Those two times squares ARE pretty similar... (imagine me weighing them out on the palms of my hands.)

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