The Answer

We all know that I like making fun of things. What some of you MAY not know however, is that I also enjoy dating. Kaycie sent me this video to ask me to Preference this year, so I decided to reply in kind. I consider my answer video to be somewhat of a blend of my two passions: making fun of stuff, and scoring a date. And making movies is fun in its own right, too. Here is Kaycie's video.




http://www.youtube.com/v/31DxV7Z_FBI&hl=en&fs=1

Before I answer, I would like to thank a few of my sources and inspirations.

First, to Billy Mays, I owe my gratitude. Without his obscenely loud shouting of every single line, I would not have had anything to make fun of this video.



And buy some FREAKING Oxy Clean!

Second, to the Tiddy Bear infomercial. Melissa recommended I talk about it on my blog anyway, so here's the tribute picture for that. I didn't want to make fun of this infomercial, as that would be akin to tripping a mentally handicapped kid and then spitting on him. Rather I celebrate how much guts it would take to air this on public television, let alone star in it.




Link to video omitted

So without further ado, here is my multi-faceted video. It is simultaneously a parody of everything Billy Mays has ever appeared in, a tribute to the courage displayed by the makers of the Tiddy Bear, and my answer to Kaycie's video asking me to Preference.


http://www.youtube.com/v/G7HU8mIt3TE&hl=en&fs=1

As a final note, I would like to point out to everyone that I misspelled "Preference" on the tee shirt. So I guess in a way this is also a tribute to my Princess. And if you didn't get that, you are not Melissa.